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Posted by20 hours ago

The little bastard punctured my condoms.

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Wearing is Caring

外围体育投注I would shoot Hitler and Stalin once each, because they are responsible for the deaths of millions, while the frustrations I have with my boss are personal and harmless in comparison.

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Posted by10 hours ago

Reddit is a website. My grandma isn't.

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外围体育投注Businesses which are closed for even just a single month would probably crash and burn almost immediately.

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外围体育投注The bartender asks " the usual, Jim? "

"Yep" replies the man, Jim

外围体育投注The bartender slides him a beer

外围体育投注Jim drinks the beer, thanks the bartender and leaves

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Posted by21 hours ago

The other times I researched because I was interested.

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Posted by15 hours ago

The first man looks very sad and worried. He turns to the second man and says, “Ugh hi, I’m really sorry to bother you, I know we’re strangers, but I don’t know what to do or who to turn to. I just learned my son is dying of cancer. I’m so lost, what should I do?”
The second man looks at him and says, “You think you got it bad? Listen to this,”
The third man sitting next to them is disheartened by his reply, immediately trying to one-up the guy's misery. Who even does that? And as he starts to tell his story it’s not even close to being as bad. “Hey, my dude.” He looks over to the first man, “You wanna go get a beer somewhere else?”
“Sure, that’d be nice.” The first man responds, and they quickly leave together. The last man gives a puzzled look to the bartender. “What’s their problem?” The bartender shrugs as he has no clue what that question was about.

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