外围体育投注

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level 1
7.3k points · 4 days ago

The noodle out of the nose got me

level 2
2.9k points · 4 days ago
Bravo!Silver2

Don't stand so close to his nose next time then.

level 2
85 points · 4 days ago

It was so smooth and well timed. Great shot. I figured maybe he used some Hollywood magic and snorted it then played the video backwards. Either way, the timing is perfect.

level 2
25 points · 4 days ago
Facepalm

One time, when I was about 15, I was eating spaghetti. And then I sneezed with a mouth full.

外围体育投注For the rest of the afternoon, something was bothering the back of my throat. It felt weird. Like something was stuck. So finally, 6 hours later, I try blowing my nose and whatever was at the back of my throat finally dislodged, but was still there. I blew harder and harder and then looked in the tissue and there was an 8 inch long spaghetti noodle. So I threw up.

2/10, do not reccomend.

level 2
128 points · 4 days ago

It's pho real man. If it's on the way down and you cough/choke so hard it can actually come out of your nose. I've had that happen, but probably not that long.

level 2
2 points · 4 days ago

外围体育投注That was everything

level 2
3 points · 4 days ago

Lemme suck it

level 2
2 points · 4 days ago

A booger came out of mine watching that!

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

Same

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

what else would get you

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

we have all done it...

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

I immediately looked away so I wouldn't see him snort/suck it back in and then looked back to realize that the gif had ended.

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

外围体育投注It is a skill I must have but shall never acquire as I fear my eye would permanently turn sideways in the socket upon transgression.

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

I died when he opened the case on his motorcycle and it was completely full and steaming lol.

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

Something, something send nudes. leans back in chair, crosses legs, nods in approval

level 2
1 point · 4 days ago

外围体育投注I woke up my baby laughing at the noodle. No regrets.

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level 1
1.9k points · 4 days ago

Omg that noodle almost woke up my whole family

level 2
557 points · 4 days ago

Hate it when my noodle wakes the kids

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